Now it's the turn of the humans in our family to fall under the microscope. It will do Flea and Ridden good to read about some of the scrapes their masters (servants) have been getting into. Firstly, we hear about our daughter, Emma, who is growing up fast and learning to be ever so sneaky. Then we recall how her mother, Red, and I are led a merry dance by a little metal guy in Sydney. Finally, Emma doesn't quite believe what happened to Red when I took her to see Disney World; but then, she always did like tall stories.