
Shut Up With the Buzzwords: 100 Ways to Make People Want to Strangle You at Work
"Tired of hearing about 'move the needle,' 'game changer,' 'leverage,' and 'vertical integration' in every meeting? So are we. 'Shut Up With the Buzzwords' is your ultimate guide to mocking the jargon-filled world of corporate life. Just make sure you don't use them because somebody might strangle you!
In 100+hilarious (and slightly bitter) definitions, this book exposes every overused phrase that's been killing your productivity—and your will to live. Perfect for anyone who's ever been stuck in a meeting where 'thinking outside the box' meant wasting everyone's time."
Military euphemisms are included in this hilarious buzzword compilation. They attempt to soften the horrifying, the unethical, and incompetence with phrases like 'force project,' 'weapons uptake,' 'decapitation strike,' and many more. Here's an example: Stabilization Effort-Translation: We bombed a country into chaos, and now we're trying to make it look like we had a plan.' Snark: Think of it as the geopolitical version of ghosting a bad date.
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So grab this collection for the perfect response when someone else uses these buzzwords...and make sure you don't!
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