Matrimony Malfunction E-BOOK

Emily's determined to say "I do," but it seems like the universe has other plans – and they're crazily chaotic! Engaged and ready to march down the matrimonial aisle, Emily quickly discovers that wedding planning has a mind of its own, and it's not always on her side. In fact, she's getting "cold feet" in a way that defies the laws of physics!

Forget about the lace on her gown; Emily's got bigger mysteries to solve. Amidst seating arrangement chaos, she becomes convinced she's got a stalker, or maybe it's just her bridal bouquet's biggest fan?

But wait, there's more! Enter the killer robots, because nothing says "romantic comedy" like a potential mechanical massacre plot twist. Are they malfunctioning or secretly plotting to crash the wedding? Nobody knows, but Emily's about to have a showdown with tech that rivals a sci-fi thriller. A comedy thriller, of course.

Emily is starting to think of her life as one big cosmic joke. While battling stalkers and robots, Emily grapples with her self-image, but she's got Callum, her groom extraordinaire, who loves her quirks, curves, and all. Whether it's battling bots or her own insecurities, he's got her back.

As the big day approaches, Emily's determination to reach that aisle hits superhero levels. Armed with her love for Callum, a bridesmaid squad, and somehow managing to keep a sense of humor, "Matrimony Malfunction" serves up a cocktail of romance, laughter, and mechanical mayhem. Can love conquer all, even when you're up against a science-fiction-like wedding debacle? Dive into this charmingly offbeat tale that proves love knows no boundaries, not even robot-infested ones!