Free the Dumb

- I am glad I inspired this book. - God; I'm glad, too. - Pollyanna
- God blesses America by blessing this book. - Jesus Christ
- This book should be standard reading in all the schools for its history and preparing Americans for the future. - George Washington
- This book will re-establish prayer in schools. All that work done for nothing. I hate this book! Please burn it. - Satan
- I believe in this book. Please don't burn it. - Joan of Arc
- If this book had been published in my day, I would not have been a traitor. - Benedict Arnold
- This book is rebelicous. - Johnny Yuma
- This book gives suckers an even break. - P.T. Barnum
- Give me liberty and this book, or give me death. - Patrick Henry
- This book makes a great Christmas present. - Santa Claus
- This book is more entertaining than me. - Gypsy Rose Lee
- This book is more exciting than an Easter egg hunt. - Easter Bunny
- This book will overthrow communism. - Karl Marx
- If I had read this book, I wouldn't have been a crook. - Richard M. Nixon
- If this book had been written in my day, I would have stolen it and given a copy to everyone - Robin Hood
- If this book had been out in my day, instead of making salt, I would have made more of these books. - Gandhi
- Remember the Alamo and this book. - Davy Crockett and Jim Bowie
- I would charge up San Juan Hill again. Bully for this book. - Theodore Roosevelt
- If this book had been written before slavery, there would have been no slavery. - Martin Luther King Jr.
- This is the only book I have read twice. - The most interesting man in the world (R)
- This book is so electrifying. It will re-establish the Republic and the Constitution. - Benjamin Franklin
- We stopped drinking to read this book. - John Barrymore & W. C. Fields
- I wish I had put this book in the Declaration of Independence. - Thomas Jefferson
- I gave a spinach salad with olive oil for this book. - Popeye
- I got my brain just to read this book. - Scarecrow
- With this book you can be all you can be without joining the Army. - General George S. Patton, Jr.
- I woke up just to read this book. - Rip Van Winkle
- This book gave me something to smile about. - Mona Lisa
- I blew down 3 houses to get this book. - The Big Bad Wolf
- This book is better than sex. - Casanova
- This book is kryptonite for evil. - Superman
- Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what this book can do for your country. - JFK