Fat Vampire 5: Fatpocalypse E-BOOK

What the New Order Seeks, Reginald Must Find...

The new vampire president and his psychotic right-hand man have been playing a dangerous game with the humans over the past six months. In the public eye, the two races appear to be at peace ... but the situation below the surface is hot enough to boil.

And while the untrusting humans mass their defenses, vampire armies have been building to match them — with plans to exterminate the planet's current inhabitants, saving only a handful of blood slaves.

Reginald, Nikki, Maurice, and the others bunkered in at Maurice's estate find themselves in the middle of a no-win scenario: Is it better to fight with their own kind in the vampire revolution? Or should they turn traitors — and risk extermination by the angels — in order to protect the humans?

But just as the cold war outside is about to turn hot, Reginald's ever-expanding vampire brain reveals the existence of an artifact that could predict the outcome of the coming war … and maybe even a way to stop it. The only problem is that nobody knows where the artifact is, and when war then breaks and mass slaughter begins on both sides, it seems that time may have run out.

Fat Vampire 5 is the biggest, bloodiest, most snack-filled installment in the Fat Vampire series so far, and sets the stage for the sixth book's epic series-ender — a conclusion so big it'll shake the human world's foundations.

Keep on reading Johnny B. Truant's blockbuster series, and you'll never look at vampires (or vampire stories) the same way again.

★★★★★ "What a fun series and the book tiles are hilarious! I love the anti-vampire Reginald, as well as the personalities of his band of cohorts... Anyone who likes a little laughter with their paranormal reading will enjoy this book as well as the others in the series. I know it left me hungry for more!" -- Robin Surface

★★★★★ "I read 1-4 and didn't think they could get any better... Reginald, Nikki, Claire, even Charles, Timken, Claude all get you so wrapped up in their vampire lives you simply can't turn away...wait I think I've been glamoured! Yes, I know I have. Do yourself a favor and get 1-4 if you haven't read them yet and join the rest of us who are totally hooked!" -- Jkaustin02

★★★★★ "This book couldn't come soon enough, as I devoured books 1-4 so fast... So, don't waste time. Get this book, and devour it... like a fat vampire." -- Mgon

★★★★★ "I absolutely loooooved these books!! The story is a great premise for a movie. I hope some hollywood person picks it up and realizes there is money to be made here. READ IT, READ IT, READ IT!" -- Lilliam Arvelo

★★★★★ "The twists and turns kept me turning the pages and just when you think all the questions have been answered and all the loose ends tied up...you discover you've only scratched the surface. This is story telling at its finest. I can't wait for more." -- Ancapgeko